Survive the job cuts, work for a phone company

There are some things people will / can give up and some things they wont when times are hard. Some things are much harder than others and even much more inconvenient. Since most phone users are on set plans it’s not even very easy to reduce your costs, you can go onto a lower plan but you don’t normally save all that much and one month where you go over your minutes can wipe out the savings.

Not buying a new car is easy, cutting down the number of times you go out is easy, buying less new clothes / accessories is easy.

Right now you want to be working for a phone company, an internet / TV provider or as a mechanic. However, as soon as the recession is over there will be a huge boom in car sales as all the people who have been holding off buying a car rush out to replace their ancient 5 year old cars. Also since a load of auto sales places have gone bust the remaining ones will do even better.

Next versions of Internet Explorer and Firefox to have built in advert blocking

OK, so maybe not (or maybe?) but what if they did?, Microsoft’s biggest rivals Google and Yahoo derive pretty much all their income from online advertising, disable that and those 2 will go down the tubes pretty quickly.

Microsoft has something tangible, it sells software so it can afford to offer free services like search and email as a way of promoting it’s brand, but Yahoo and Google have very little in this regard, if all adsense ads were blocked by the vast majority of browsers then Google would lose money fast.

I guess this is why Google is so keen to get their Chrome browser adopted at a greater rate.

Why does Google reveal pagerank?

Google spends a lot of time and effort trying to stop people selling links on high pageRank websites so why does it reveal the pagerank?

I see no need for it to be revealed, website owners will know how well their site is doing in google search by the number of visitors google sends. The only use of pagerank is to say hey, my pagerank is x which then becomes a commodity.

Build Your Own Elmo Live

Wouldn’t it be great of someone released a generic, programmable robot that was designed to be covered.

Something like
http://www.robocommunity.com/forum/thread/14258/Elmo-Live-Dissected/
(which is the real Elmo live with no cover.

You could then take this generic robot along with any suitable sized stuffed toy and swap the stuffing for the robot, resulting in your own live anything.

Then a community of like minded people could create suitable programs including voice quotes and songs recorded from TV which you would upload to the robot via a USB cable along with some animation sequences.

Or give it wifi like the nabaztag, then a parent who is away on a business trip could read a bedtime story to their child through an application on their laptop or iPhone that could also work in both directions via a microphone and camera in the robot.

Winning or surviving during a recession

For businesses
1. Layoff bad staff – people who cost more than they benefit the business. If someone’s really expensive but provides more benefit than they cost then keep them – it’s all about the ROI.
2. Make sure people know the formula for who stays and who doesn’t – make it clear that the company needs them to pull together to get through this dip.
3. Re-negotiate everything; whatever you currently pay for electricity, phones, paperclips, internet access, outsourced services… Now is the time to renegotiate a lower rate – it’s harder to compete if your competitors have lower costs.
4. Set targets – you should do this anyway but during these times it’s important to have clear targets and goals, let people know what’s expected of them.
5. Cut costs…
- Print reduction project, encourage users to print less
- power down anything unused including PC’s overnight
- investigate free software alternatives – 7zip is better than winzip and it’s completely free
- reduce meetings – meetings should have agendas and clear objectives, more productive meetings leads to less meetings (don’t make people stand)
- If your sales go down 10% then your sales staff levels should go down 10% too; if required, make it quite clear that the bottom performer goes at the end of the month – you’re not a charity.
6. Retarget your product – create a sales pitch that explains why your product / service is even more valuable during a recession and get the word out now.

For Individuals
1.Blog about surviving the recession – there will be more unemployed people to read your blog and they will be interested in the recession – how to save money, how to get a job etc
2. Cut costs now – save just in case – if you don’t lose your job then you can have one heck of a party / holiday when the recession is over, if you do then you will have a bit of a buffer to get by on.
3. Read blogs about living cheaply – you can survive on a heck of a lot less than you realise.
4. Go through your bank statements and see where the money goes – trim where possible.
5. If you have debt then renegotiate rates with lenders – most people don’t realize this is possible – not always, but sometimes and certainly worth a try.

Digital TV switchover – give your granny a DTV converter for Christmas

On February 17, 2009, analog TV broadcasting will stop and many older TV’s that get their signal over the air will need a converter box.

Do you know anyone in your family that isn’t ready? – have you got them a Christmas present yet?

Problems solved.

From Domain User to Domain Admin in a few easy steps

The company I work for right now sucks, their IT people completely ignore glaring problems – I always thought IT people were naturally fairly proactive but no – something about people in Florida seems to make people very lazy.

Anyhoo…
From domain user to domain admin – how I did it – just for fun.

I looked in c:\windows\system32\ccm\logs to find out where the SMS server was.
I browsed to the server and looked in the smspkgd$ folder to see if there was anything interesting there.
I found a package named ChangeWKSPassword.vbs – guess what it does… – yep, it’s a plain text vbs script to change the local workstation admin password, including, of course, the password in plain text.
So now I have local admin rights on every PC in the company.
Next I used csvde to export all the user account AD information to get a list of all the domain admins which also, conveniently, contains their PC names.
I connect to the c$ share on one of the domain admin’s machines and add a script to his windows startup folder which adds me to the domain admins group.
I then wait for the next time that user logs off and on.
I’m a domain admin.

OK – I didn’t go quite as far as putting the script on the other admin’s machine but I easily could. The people here strike me as the kind that instead of saying “thanks for finding a huge gaping security hole” would actually say “you’re fired for hacking” – I’m only contracting here, I’ll tell them when I leave.

Notes:
1. Don’t store any passwords in plain text anywhere.
2. NEVER allow anyone to log on as a domain admin – that’s what runas is for (over 30 of the IT people here log on as domain admins).

Gmail chat blocked at work?

Never mind – here’s how to get it working.

Go to
C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc
edit the file hosts and add in the line
209.85.201.189 chatenabled.mail.google.com

of course if you don’t have local admin rights then you can’t

I’ll update this if I think of a workaround for this

Reverse Mortgages

You have a home appraised as $400k, you get a reverse mortgage on it based on this value, now it’s only worth $200k
Where did the money go

You can’t take it with you and your kids certainly don’t deserve it – they’ll put you in a home at the first chance they get.

If you were thinking of doing it, now is still an OK time, from what I understand, when the value of your property goes back up (it will eventually) you can take out a second reverse mortgage for the difference.

Gaming Google Trends

1. Pick a phrase (e.g. “coupons for online savings”)
2. Set up a machine to continually search Google for it over and over again (99% – Conroe, TX)
3. Start writing blog posts on that subject
4. Google shows it as a hot trend and people search for it to work out why.

Personally I think it would be better to do what the Daily Telegraph and Mahalo do and just sit and watch Google trends and create content to match the current hot items – in that respect it’s a shame Google Trends shows what was hot as opposed to what is becoming hot.